Trade Show Guru

You may think that because I wrote posts about Trade Show Zombies and Spamming Zombies, that I have a “thing” for zombies, perhaps even a zombie fetish. Well, I don’t have a zombie fetish, and I don’t believe in zombies either (though I keep a necrosledge in the back of the hallway closet just in case – you can never be too careful when it comes to zombies). The other day I ran across a very funny video, called Zombie Boot Camp. The video is in Japanese, so I don’t understand anything that’s being said. In a way, because it’s a foreign language video and just sounds like jibberish to me, it makes it even better… for all I know, the zombies could be speaking in a secret zombie code. Since I haven’t posted a video since the Rex the Dog / Bubblicious video, I thought I’d share this one with you. Let me know what you think…

X X X ~ Zombie Boot Camp (video below) ~ X X X

X X X ~ Zombie Boot Camp (video above) ~ X X X

By the way, my last post was on my Top 20 Chuck Norris sayings. Since then, I’ve found a few more, though I haven’t found any Chuck Norris sayings about zombies, at least not yet. Something tells me the zombies give ol’ Chuck a wide berth…

More Chuck Norris sayings

21. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and smells like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef.

22. If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you!

23. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

24. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Well, that’s it for now. Stay Frosty, keep your eyes open, keep a necrosledge handy, and keep Chuck Norris’s phone number on speed dial. You never know when you may find a zombie under your bed.