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Top Ten Non-Tools for a Tool Box

September 6th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Random Stuff

Every blogger should have a “random stuff” category. I know I am the Trade Show Guru, and you expect to read about trade show marketing here, but sometimes I get brain freeze on the subject of trade show marketing, and need to write about something else (actually, regular readers will know that this happens more [...]

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Zombie Boot Camp

August 28th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Random Stuff

You may think that because I wrote posts about Trade Show Zombies and Spamming Zombies, that I have a “thing” for zombies, perhaps even a zombie fetish. Well, I don’t have a zombie fetish, and I don’t believe in zombies either (though I keep a necrosledge in the back of the hallway closet just in [...]

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According to Chuck Norris

August 16th, 2009 · 9 Comments · Random Stuff

I knew who Chuck Norris was when I was growing up, but I was never a fan. He was just one of several “tough guy” karate movie actors at the time. I thought karate movies were kind of silly. When the hero was about to fight the bad guy and got into that classic karate [...]

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Carrot Love | Carrot Art

July 17th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Random Stuff

My wife and son planted some carrots this year. Three of the carrots decided to grow together and create carrot art. I call the “art sculpture” these three carrots created Carrot Love. I’ve never seen anything like it. Have you? FYI: The picture (you can click to enlarge) has three views of the same three [...]

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Avast (anti-virus program) ROCKS!

May 26th, 2009 · 9 Comments · Random Stuff

While I’m a big believer in the old saying “there’s no such thing as a free lunch,” and almost always free isn’t free. But actually, sometime free really is free. One example is anti-virus programs. In the beginning, I thought to get good protection again computer viruses, I needed to pay for it, so I [...]

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No Pets Allowed

May 19th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Random Stuff

A man and a dog were walking along a deserted road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when suddenly he realized that he was dead.
He vaguely remembered dying, and and he knew that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered to himself where the road was leading them.

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Evacuation Focuses the Mind

May 12th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Random Stuff

Here in Santa Barbara, California, we’ve just gone through our fourth big wildfire in two years. The first wildfire was the Zaca fire in 2007 that burned in our “back country” and ended up being the second largest fire in California history.

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Tadpoles Behaving Badly and a Performance Review

April 27th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Random Stuff

This week I’m taking a break from writing about trade show marketing in order to catch up on a few loose ends. In this post I’ll update on our tadpoles, talk about the Bad Behavior plugin to fight spam, and end with a rather humorous performance review I recently saw.

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Trade Show Zombies, Spammers, and Tadpoles

April 6th, 2009 · 17 Comments · Random Stuff

I guess this post is a bit trade show related. I’ve noticed that my blog must be becoming a bit famous, at least based on the amount of spam comments I am getting. It used to be a few spam comments a week, but now it’s dozens a day. And I noticed that the majority [...]

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two quick jokes

March 23rd, 2009 · 6 Comments · Random Stuff

This is another filler post. I don’t have any new trade show wisdom to share this week, but if you need a trade show marketing fix you can read about trade show zombies, trade show giveaway pens, or green trade show displays. So for this week, it’s just filler, but at least it’s funny filler [...]

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