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		<title>By: The Trade Show Guru</title>
		<link>http://www.trade-show-guru.com/2009/08/chuck-norris-wisdom/comment-page-1/#comment-1315</link>
		<dc:creator>The Trade Show Guru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Tim,
Why would I expect you to be familiar with &lt;em&gt;frostbite&lt;/em&gt;, eh? And that reminds me of &lt;em&gt;snake bites&lt;/em&gt;, which really &lt;em&gt;suck&lt;/em&gt;. :D [Explaination to other readers:  inside joke.  Stop by Tim the Redneck&#039;s blog and read some excellent redneck humor.]
Anyway, I loved the Hulk TV show. &quot;Don&#039;t make me mad!&quot; :)
Thanks for dropping by! ~ &quot;Snake Bite&quot; Steve</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Tim,<br />
Why would I expect you to be familiar with <em>frostbite</em>, eh? And that reminds me of <em>snake bites</em>, which really <em>suck</em>. <img src='http://www.trade-show-guru.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  [Explaination to other readers:  inside joke.  Stop by Tim the Redneck's blog and read some excellent redneck humor.]<br />
Anyway, I loved the Hulk TV show. &#8220;Don&#8217;t make me mad!&#8221; <img src='http://www.trade-show-guru.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Thanks for dropping by! ~ &#8220;Snake Bite&#8221; Steve</p>
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		<title>By: Tim the Redneck</title>
		<link>http://www.trade-show-guru.com/2009/08/chuck-norris-wisdom/comment-page-1/#comment-1314</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim the Redneck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha Ha! Never read #8 before! Nice list, Steve.
Have you heard this one?
&quot;When Bruce Bannor gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha Ha! Never read #8 before! Nice list, Steve.<br />
Have you heard this one?<br />
&#8220;When Bruce Bannor gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Ruddiger</title>
		<link>http://www.trade-show-guru.com/2009/08/chuck-norris-wisdom/comment-page-1/#comment-1290</link>
		<dc:creator>Ruddiger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying &quot;BANG!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying &#8220;BANG!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Top Ten Non-Tools for a Tool Box</title>
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		<dc:creator>Top Ten Non-Tools for a Tool Box</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Zombie Boot Camp</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zombie Boot Camp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: The Trade Show Guru</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Trade Show Guru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Sire,
I guess being from &quot;down under&quot; you&#039;re not familiar with the states in the US. Yes, Nebraska is basically wall-to-wall corn plants.
I loved the Kung Fu TV show as a kid.
David Carradine - RIP.
Thanks for dropping by!
 ~ Steve</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Sire,<br />
I guess being from &#8220;down under&#8221; you&#8217;re not familiar with the states in the US. Yes, Nebraska is basically wall-to-wall corn plants.<br />
I loved the Kung Fu TV show as a kid.<br />
David Carradine &#8211; RIP.<br />
Thanks for dropping by!<br />
 ~ Steve</p>
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		<title>By: Sire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He breathes on Nebraska? Is that because it&#039;s the corn state or something? :D

Anyway, I&#039;ve always liked his movies and anything to do with martial arts. I really loved David Carridine in the Kung Fu series. As for the bullet, Chuck Norris would catch it in his teeth ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He breathes on Nebraska? Is that because it&#8217;s the corn state or something? <img src='http://www.trade-show-guru.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve always liked his movies and anything to do with martial arts. I really loved David Carridine in the Kung Fu series. As for the bullet, Chuck Norris would catch it in his teeth <img src='http://www.trade-show-guru.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: The Trade Show Guru</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Trade Show Guru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Will,
We still have &quot;Disney Princesses&quot; and &quot;Thomas the Tank Engine&quot; on the walls.  We&#039;re not quite at Chuck Norris yet...
I agree with you on #20... I think that&#039;s the first Norris quote I ever saw. ~ Steve</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Will,<br />
We still have &#8220;Disney Princesses&#8221; and &#8220;Thomas the Tank Engine&#8221; on the walls.  We&#8217;re not quite at Chuck Norris yet&#8230;<br />
I agree with you on #20&#8230; I think that&#8217;s the first Norris quote I ever saw. ~ Steve</p>
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		<title>By: Will</title>
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		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Steve - My 14 y.o. daughter has a poster of Chuck on her wall with about 15 quotes similar to those you posted.  So there must be a lot of them out there.  I like #20!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Steve &#8211; My 14 y.o. daughter has a poster of Chuck on her wall with about 15 quotes similar to those you posted.  So there must be a lot of them out there.  I like #20!</p>
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